we sure do *evil face*
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.I knew it would start in Florida. I just knew.
I have long maintained that there is something in the water in Florida. Now we know: it’s the zombie virus. Stay safe, Sunshine State readers…
constant vigilance, floridian followers
Goddamnit.
I KNEW IT. I am prepared. Thank goodness my university offered HvZ as training.
Holy crap!
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highlanderhufflepuffhugmachine:
What’s actually sad, is that you know growing up Tony never got to have sleep overs. He never got to have friends over, because Tony had a hard time making friends, and Howard wouldn’t want a bunch of kids running around his house.
Tony really wants to have a sleep over.
His first ever sleepover.
Well, his first ever sleep over that isn’t actually just sex.
Unless Bruce is up for that I guess.you can both come sleep in my bed asap plz.
Hulk THRUST
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I love how Coulson is all BIDNESS here. Like, “Oh, I’m naked holding a gigantic gun? Must be Tuesday, let’s get on with it, then, I have meetings to get to, and I need pants before then.”AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!
I… no words…
If they could make this into a REAL CALENDER with the actors instead of gifs I would have no money left because it would become my wallpaper. And it would sell more than the movie itself.
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TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 2)
Oh god Coulson’s. Perfect. XDD (So is Tony’s, for that matter—it’s even worded like he would word it.)
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